
If you come across anyone like that, just ignore them and move on, just like in any other country. Turkey is a very welcoming place, and only stupid, ignorant, immature people would make fun of you. If your name just coincidentally is Natasha, don't just suddenly feel put off by going to Turkey. New Video to the hit song ' LEMME SMANG IT' from Yung Humma ft Flynt Flossy of TJ Records. In addition, as, unfortunately, young Russian women are stereotyped not just in Turkey, but worldwide, as being a bit "bimboish", in Turkish, the Slavic name "Natasha" (written "Nataşa" in Turkish) has become synonymous for a whore. You will also find that people who belly dance in Turkish restaurants, clubs, etc. Also, every year more and more Russians are settling in Turkey. If you ever go to Turkey, namely the southern Mediterranean coast (especially in the summer), you'll find the place absolutely packed with Russian tourists. You may have noticed that one of the offensive slang words above was derived from the Eastern Slavic name, Natasha. If someone were to say they were "feeling gay" today, it would mean that they were "feeling homosexual," which does not make much sense because homosexual is not an emotion. Today, gay has primarily turned synonymous homosexual, so these days people more often say they are "feeling happy" instead of "feeling gay" to express positive emotion. In older times, someone claiming that they were "feeling gay," meant that they were feeling a joyous or happy emotion. The way this word changed meaning over time is similar to how the definition of gay, in English, turned into homosexual. Nowadays, when people want to say cucumber without any sexual connotations, they would have to say "'salatalık.'" Technically this word has no real sense, as "salatalık" literally means "something you would put in a salad." If you were to have used this word before the word "hıyar" had sexual connotations, nobody would know exactly what you were referring to (tomatoes? lettuce? etc.). In Turkish, "hıyar" means "cucumber." Until the word became synonymous for "cock," everyone would use it for cucumber. yalan olmak – to become a lie – If a meeting or a probable event announces to be cancelled due to unexpected circumstances then you can say "It became a lie." ( Yalan oldu.)Ĭultural note Hıyar.fıstık – pistachio – A very attractive young woman. Git gud is a deliberate misspelling of the phrase (to) get good (at something), based on an apparent folksier pronunciation of the phrase.eline vermek – giving your penis to his/her hand – used when you beat someone.sırık – long stick – derogatory term for someone who is tall.götten bacaklı – a short-arse – derogatory term for someone who is short.çekirge götü – a cricket's ass – derogatory term for someone who is short.at hırsızı – horse thief – ugly looking person, someone who is not well-groomed, specifically used against males, git ( plural gits ) ( Britain, slang, derogatory) A silly, incompetent, stupid.hıyar – cucumber – Cock, dickhead, etc.göt lalesi – ass tulip – asshole or asswipe.böluk – section local to the city, Antalya – Penis.amcık – little pussy – Someone who is stupid, annoying or foolish.milli olmak – to become a national – Someone who has lost their virginity.kaşar -less offensive way to say, bitch.They are included here mostly so you will understand what people are saying to each other (and hopefully not to you!). it was the size of the Ritz Carlton but without all the windows! Large chunks were falling all over the place killing innocent sheep in the process.These words are obviously all offensive and generally should not be said at all, especially for someone who is not fluent. "I saw the Fat Git's shit outside my house. (It's good fun!)ģ) Ask him what's the biggest shit he's ever produced. You'll have plenty of leftover chicken curries to stay alive on.Ģ) Throw rocks at his fat and watch them rebound at great speeds. Here's what to do if you meet the Fat Git:ġ) (If he gets too close) try and hide yourself in his 60 folds of fat until he goes to sleep. He obviously has a taste for lager and chicken vindaloo. In the summer of 1982 seventeen distilleries were emptied by the Fat Git. A startled farmer in Scotland once found a pile of shit as big as the Ritz Carlton (see quote below) and he instantly knew it was the Fat Git's doing. He is rumoured to travel around the Scottish Highlands searching for something to shit on.

An enormous man who weighs 500 stone and has the combined body fat of 50 sumo wrestlers.
